He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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