When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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