cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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