I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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