i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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