none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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