That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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