No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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