theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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