Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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