they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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