The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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