Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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