I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
what day is it and did you see me today?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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