everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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