OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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