we have officially lost it.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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