yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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