My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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