Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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