i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Houston, we have a squirter
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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