Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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