My nipple is on Facebook.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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