we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Randomize