Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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