the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
