In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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