The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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