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Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
