and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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