Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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