he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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