Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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