Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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