your thong is hanging out like whoa
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
