you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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