please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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