I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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