when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
They took my balls.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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