Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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