He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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