I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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