is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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