I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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