the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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