Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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