You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
try to milk me bitch
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