I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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