That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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