im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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