She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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