i jhust puked up my retainher.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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