Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
