I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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