Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm really busy with my period
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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