just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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