my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
